So I've had this box of beer sitting in the living room for awhile with the intentions of shipping it to my buddy back in Illinois. Problem is, UPS won't let you ship beer. You have to lie. So my wife takes it down to the UPS Store and the first thing on of the employees say, without even knowing what's in the package is, "Is that alcohol? We can't ship it." She wasn't even helping her but eavesdropping. So we pay the $35 bucks and sure enough next day it arrives back on my doorstep.
Return To Sender - Alcohol.
They opened the box up after we left! UPS Nazi!
So I'm stuck. Googling wasn't too promising.
Sorry Ryan. I guess I'm just going to have to drink this beer...
It's a tough job but somebody has got to do it.
Later.
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